A family of fun-loving, singing grave robbers (or 'resurrectionists', as they prefer to be called), these 'earthy' characters portray what lies beneath the bottom rung of society. Indeed, the Wormley's--Wanda, Wilhemena, and Wandall--pride themselves on not having a family tree, only roots. Bedecked with dirt, dead flowers, road kill, fungus, and countless treasures taken from graves they have plundered, its often difficult to tell where the compost pile ends and a Wormley begins. Nevertheless, they will both repulse as well as charm your guests as they sell bags of freshly dug grave dirt, offer recipes and household tips for over 1000 ways to use dirt, and even perform magic tricks with the talking skull of Uncle Willy Wormley. When inspired, they will also be pleased to sing their renditions of a vast array of popular tunes the Wormleys have re-written to suit their own, special tastes—such as "Whose Head Is This?", "She's a Grand Old Hag", and "We Grave Robbers from the Cemetery Are."

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